Wednesday the 26th

one looked like her 

i've mentioned before that i have had some strange occurrences on certain neurologically conspicuous days, like bad luck on Fri the 13, and at times double bad luck on  Fri the 26th. 


I've mentioned before that i've in the past had some good lady luck on this day, wed the 26th, especially in S Cal. it was a day of reuniting with me and a couple of Italian  chicks (not simultaneously, alas). strange. 

the Appetizer: What Chicks Really Want

chick laugh

o.k, time to tell you all how it really is. not what chicks say   in some idiotic women's, men's, celeb mag. not what your female friends say.  notice i said "say", not do. this is about how chicks actually behave. the following is  what not many have the courage to say. and no one, NO ONE  knows the following experiences better than me.

actually it is true, some of them,  at some times in their lives,   will often go with funny guys, like they all say. a Freudian id, instinctual. but as i said, this is just the appetizer: there's a more complete, uncut film,  a whole deal,  as  would be  experienced in   a several course  meal.

with an appetizer, first course, like when the chick's young and budding, the id is  strong and she'll often  go with Mr giggles. personally,  I've made a LOT of women laugh a lot in my life, so   yes many a chick i grew up with did take  a taste from the KRock pot (had to say it, but true, and no i didn't smoke weed).. fun times. times change....

My Briefs, Quotes

much of politics and history is in the eye of the beholder. for example to many americans, our military in Afghanistan is about making the world safe, aiding democracy etc. to many Afghans though, especially loved ones of the dead, they're probably seen as terrorists.

I came from Eastchester NY , or Greasechester, where there were so many guidos with so many Irocs, Camaros, Monte Carlos. you know the saying that men buy fancy cars for what they lack between their legs? if that's the case then Eastchester should have been called the land of many small dicks.

he's so persistent to women that he grows on them, he thinks, like a benign penicillin. not coincidentally, it's what they need a dose of after he's been with them

it's interesting that you have New York city and L.A., 2 of the most oversexed, over advertised, notorious cities of vice in our nation's history, and they're also located on the 2 biggest cold showers in the world in the Pacific and Atlantic.

Double Standards: Sex Talk, Men and Women

generally speaking it seems that chicks can get away with a lot more public talk about sex than men. when they do it, they're often "liberated", "artistic" (will the Vagina Monologues ever die?) "post modern", "expressive". when we do it we're often seen as "pigs", "shallow", "boorish" "inappropriate" etc.

case in point: i used to do shows with this dumb blonde chick (redundant haha). the shows were pretty much every week and she would come in with a new story about some guy who fucked her. either he had a really big dick, or a really crooked wanker or something. and she made it quite clear that she would just be boned by guys with big hoses for the remainder of her life. it seemed that she would spread her legs for every Tom Dick and Dick with dark skin (her preference, though she was from friggin Iowa; also she didn't like "black guys", her words). and again with big/unusual cock.

now what would the reaction be if: i came in every week, and told a different story about the pussies of the chicks i doinked (there were so many, nudge): they were like a sideways smile, they were superlative in length, width, height,; they were like a hair pie/taco? and let's say i said that i only did "da white womens", that had small tight you know whats? what would the reaction be then? by the women and/or the men?

Sex Stuff You Wish was True

that no matter when it would happen in your life, if you have sex with a virgin, it would inoculate you against all possibilities of stds, instead of virgins becoming like a literal and figurative life time std after having sex with them.

that if your girlfriend is a dominatrix, she could be as demanding as all hell outside of the bdsm: do the dishes, put down the toilet seat etc, but whenever someone says "you're so whipped!" it's always a compliment. guess depends how you think of it

that sex should be like fishing: the higher the weight of the catch, the higher the prize

if you've been intimate (listen to me, "'been intimate'" like im some magistrate) with someone really fine, , it's like attaining some higher rank, like the military does with their brass, and you have that rank forever, and you don't need to continue to pursue anything higher. same is true for other "awards:" cheerleader, red head whatever. once you earned the medal, you don't need to pursue further.

we have x rays, security scans etc. can't we have another PBS: Phony Baloney Scan? we would have it right in our pockets (hell we have the Internet in there now! gives a new meaning to pocket porn haha, where is my mind? ). but the scanner detects for the fake: breast implants, chicks with dicks etc

Who Should Get Busted for Indecent Exposure

not chicks who go topless on the beach etc (nice of me eh?), not nursing preggos. but the following 2 groups

• couples that feed each other in public (usually woman to man)
• couples that massage each other in public

why do couples feed each other? after all the shit we hear about pedophilia, child molestors, etc, don't you see that's it's creepy as hell for a grown woman to feed a grown man in some wieird oedipal /mommy coddling nightmare? i once had a girlfriend (believe it or not) get pissed at me because she always wnated to feed me, i always hated it, she said we could never get married because she could n't feed me the cake. and again, another reason not to marry.

and you amater (and i do mean amateur) massueses: massaging in public is like chewing gum in class: do you have enough for everyone? and do you know that massage parlours get raided for prostitution? keep it behind closer doors. if ur doing your little foreplay then you may as well go all the way inf ront of us or else it's just another tease!

You May Not Be Getting Laid Enough If...

you can hear someone walking in high heels 3 blocks away

you read see population statistics of anywhere and can't stop thinking of all the chicks you aren't with

you become a sort of amateur gynaecologist because you have a health book and can't help looking up 'feminine hygiene' problems just for the mention of words like vagina

you steal latex gloves from the doctor's office just for the fond memory of the smell

you see 12 year olds holding hands in public and are dying to say "take it in the alley you cats in heat!"

the preceding of course was a compilation of other people's experiences and not the author's (wink)

Anxiety Drugs Sex Cycle

i know someone (wink) that has massive anxiety. he has to take pills. the anxiety affects his sex performance. so his doctor gives him viagra. however the original anxiety pills affect him by not allowing him to orgasm. like a big aerosol can you shake up but can't spray. long lasting, never releasing. and around it goes.

anxiety, makes him have less sex, increasing anxiety, depression. take pills that fight the depression and anxiety. get intimacy. can't perform first. then can't orgasm. eventually you're a walking sweaty dildo with suppressed emotions.

wear good deodorant and you're superman?