the Appetizer: What Chicks Really Want

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o.k, time to tell you all how it really is. not what chicks say   in some idiotic women's, men's, celeb mag. not what your female friends say.  notice i said "say", not do. this is about how chicks actually behave. the following is  what not many have the courage to say. and no one, NO ONE  knows the following experiences better than me.

actually it is true, some of them,  at some times in their lives,   will often go with funny guys, like they all say. a Freudian id, instinctual. but as i said, this is just the appetizer: there's a more complete, uncut film,  a whole deal,  as  would be  experienced in   a several course  meal.

with an appetizer, first course, like when the chick's young and budding, the id is  strong and she'll often  go with Mr giggles. personally,  I've made a LOT of women laugh a lot in my life, so   yes many a chick i grew up with did take  a taste from the KRock pot (had to say it, but true, and no i didn't smoke weed).. fun times. times change....

Trash Piles up in all Colors

i've lived in a few highly ethnic neighborhoods now: Greek (from Greece), Mexican, refugees, black, white. worked with many different groups too: Arab (from mid east), Italian, gay, hippies, Irish, poor, mid class.

and what i say above is true: no group is all bad, every single member, and no group is immune from awful members. there's white trash, black, Arab, etc. every group has it.

when we all realize this and see individual behavior as individual, and not representative of the entire group, then we will be less bigoted.

Do Them, Not What They Say

i've learned over the years not to listen to chicks when they talk about relationships, matters of intimacy, what they want in a man, all that bullshit. not because i hate them but because so much is bull crap.

i've had women say to my face that they hate me, that there's no way they're going to bed with me, that they don't like my type. and usually that same day they would fool around with me, go out with me, go to bed with me. then i've heard a lot of women say they like funny guys, short guys, Irish (all me), nice guys. then they've gone with the bores, the jerks, the money bags (most frequently), taller guys.


you stick to your methods guys. Mystery et al. increasing the touching, tease them (kidding them about themselves etc), going to a more secluded location, always bringing pen and paper, rubbers, breath fresheners. stick to your stuff and go with their behavior, increase intimacy type deal. even if they say they like tall dark handsome stupid, and you're short fair smart--literally...