Parallel Subway Lines

what if that train running parallel to yours was a parallel world?

Disappearing Act

i've said for a while that a man alone at a bar is maybe as  close to a human gets to  being invisible.

•  seemingly no friends, 
• people see him as a lonesome loser 
• women want to follow, go with the trends, go with a "proven winner", so they avoid him 
• groups will literally push him around., out of his seat etc
• less talking, more drinking, more likely to move to a problem drinker? 

 the only ones who care are  the ones who wants his money: the bartenders/waiters. and this is compounded more at a strip joint. lots of men alone there. 


but,  the older one gets, , the more one disappears? 

•  not as many will hire, entry level etc? 
• less attractive,  less relationships? 
• hence less likely to have kids.
•  less people care: friends and family have moved on with their individual families, parents are getting older and can't care  as much.
•  mid life crises are not as appealing as coming of age stories? 

Mardi Gras=Halloween?

Carnival

i think a lot of us remember when Halloween was a kid holiday, adults didn't do much for it even when it fell on the weekends. eventually it "blossomed"  into a holiday of an adult nite equivalent to Vegas in psychological terms, where "what happens that night, stays in the past",  you go as you aren't, you could dress sluttier as a woman etc. 


i figure that Mardi gras/Fat tu/ Carnival could develop into something like that as well. days, or a night, for adults  to let loose, party like hell,  wear masks, beads whatever. kind of another "amateur night' in mid week like New years.  it's still more local in New Orleans, Rio, but seems to be growing. i remember a few years ago there didn't seem to be anything going on for it in NYC. now there's a list of events. 


also it's several days. you can party on fri, sat, fat tues. again i'm surprised that bars, beer companies etc haven't taken advantage of this more. or neighborhoods like Little Brazils. 

Biggest Bullshit Holiday

not to seem super bitter (wink), but Valentine's wins. at least Mother and Father's day are based on real people, deeds etc. Valentine's ain't. there were a couple of St Valentines but neither had anything to do with romance, love etc. that story about one of them getting the first Valentine's card is just that. 


astronomically same deal: nothing. some bs that birds start courting is just that. 


where it's real? as usual with holidays, commercialism, like greeting cards, gifts etc. guilt. chicks expecting more rings things blings etc. the capitalism of love (redundant). 

How to Make Women do ANYTHING: Make it "In Style"

this'll look great when she's old

you all know it's true. women will do anything if it's fashionable 

• remember when every one of them wore bell bottoms twice within about a quarter century! 
• now it's trendy  to de- forest your  puss  so much  that they look pre pubescent, which fortunately im into just kidding
• i remember when the only time you'd see or hear the word vagina was in a high school health book, then for a while, starting with that goddamn play that every famous chick had to put herself in,, you heard the friggin word in every sentence! killed the fun out of a highfalutin   dirty talk word
• they'll spend hundreds, thousands! on hand bags, jeans, all sorts of accessories 
• they'll dump a guy they "love" if he isn't keeping up with career, money, even if he can't buy them a nearly invisible non rare rock for her hand
• "ban the fur"  was in fashion, so not as much fur (when too far with banning it down there,  as mentioned above). but who cares about killing  cows, so everyone now has to  wear at least one pair of big leather boots 
• piercing  tongues, eyes,  navels, even clits
• tattoos of who  knows what which'll last forever
• tans that make you look orange and that will age your skin more than anything, literally

but it's all "in style" so you should mindlessly do it like cows to the slaughterhouse (literally) since   some idiot celebrity does it  or because Calvin Klein said so! 

again, they'll do anything trendy. so somehow we have to all conform and make 2 girl heterosexual 3 -somes in style (wink) 

Those that are Most Drawn to Me

the edge of...

 animals, kids, married women


animals and kids (what's the difference/ say the parents haha) actually aren't difference in a lot of ways about what they like.   their judgement is  very simple, yet i think appropriate: if you treat them well, with fun, care, they're drawn to you. treat an animal well with attention, treat a kid well with the same and  fun, they're drawn to you. they're not clouded by your status, income, socio economic level, differences between one another. those criteria are reserved for single women, fair weather friends, some family, assholes. 


now married women have different reasons, which i may have written about before. you see, their main priority when they're single  is taken care of, and no it's  some one to make them laugh or any of that other bullshit. their security is taken care of. their bills are paid. money is there. why do you think that just an engagement (entrance fee) costs 2 months pay  for a small (relatively) , almost invisible, non rare rock?  kids, car house, whatever, pretty much taken care of. that's taken care of.


 so when they're in wed LOCK, TIL DEATH,  that's when those  "likes" come out   that they all throw t around when they're single: , that they like funny guys, artistic guys, smart, whatever, that's when it comes true. 


so with me, the money, security etc isn't there. hence single women won't go near me, and im alone. but  the married women literally appear out of now where to me because their  money's taken care of, and I'm the man they used to talk of: funny, smart, etc. 


that's the way it is, that's the way i've experienced it REPEATEDLY: no one knows it better than me. no one. 

Breed Alone: Unemployment

bread, alone

 The good old by-products of being jobless: 

• every chick will ask you "so what do you do?" not that they're screening for "no buck no fuck" or anything like that. no bread and alone? breed alone
• prick "friends" that sit in judgement of you, asking/criticising if you're doing enough. Their opinion: it's your fault. funny, they probably see us as trash. But i think of Huck Finn, where the "nigger" Jim, low man  of society, calls the white guy  "trash" for treating his friend poorly
• sociopaths: scam artists on e.g. Craigslist, pressuring the unemployed to pay thousands to them, wire them money etc 
• sleeping in  the trash pile some more. less money, more need  for assistance, unemployment,   etc. And again suffering the guilt from your "friends" and family for milking the system, when unemployment isn't tax payer money, but insurance fees paid by businesses. 
• every one's winning, you're losing 
• right wing assholes (redundant?) like that Lieutenant  governor of S Carolina (surprise)  who says not to give anything to the poor since they will breed (again: bred alone).  and Bill  O'Reilly's hyper snobbery which  commented against folks stranded on roofs after Katrina like they were in a human zoo
• Left wing assholes like Tom Leykus:   "you're paid what you're worth"

Are YOu a Whore?

the very definition of a whore is some one who's with some one else because he has money. he may be  a dick, not good looking, boring, old, but he has money and you stay. you're a whore.  if you're with someone because of his money (including, assets, cars, house, etc), you're a whore.

and you're not with anyone else who doesn't have money.  if you're not with some one else because they have no money, but let's say has everything else, humor, intellect, looks etc, you're again a whore.

by the way, that includes, very much so, first dates. and someone who can't afford to pay for you. and some one who can't afford to pay your bills. your house, your kids, your 100 shoes, your rings blings.

you want equal pay, equal rights? then you gotta grow the fuck up. we're always told to '"be a man'";   until you really act like an adult,  you don't deserve equal treatment.  you can't have it both ways.

but then, you'll find some john eventually to pay your way and be "happy'" with right?

the Appetizer: What Chicks Really Want

chick laugh

o.k, time to tell you all how it really is. not what chicks say   in some idiotic women's, men's, celeb mag. not what your female friends say.  notice i said "say", not do. this is about how chicks actually behave. the following is  what not many have the courage to say. and no one, NO ONE  knows the following experiences better than me.

actually it is true, some of them,  at some times in their lives,   will often go with funny guys, like they all say. a Freudian id, instinctual. but as i said, this is just the appetizer: there's a more complete, uncut film,  a whole deal,  as  would be  experienced in   a several course  meal.

with an appetizer, first course, like when the chick's young and budding, the id is  strong and she'll often  go with Mr giggles. personally,  I've made a LOT of women laugh a lot in my life, so   yes many a chick i grew up with did take  a taste from the KRock pot (had to say it, but true, and no i didn't smoke weed).. fun times. times change....

WOman of the HOuse

have a woman run a house that she probably hasn't paid for and she'll think she's Zeus himself

What Chicks Really Want: to Follow

and im not just talking about the stupid fashions many follow, the stupid magazines, big hair in the 80s (want to get a mass amount of women to do what you want? get something to go "in style". it could be lesbianism, thongs, big belt buckles, whatever, and they'll do it as long as it's "IN style".

but another example: usually when i go on my little tourist trips, walk along Central park, etc, i do it alone, which is preferable in many ways because i can do whatever the hell i want. usually everyone avoids me like some weirdo/pedophile/park pervert or something.

today i had a woman come with me on my adventures. and surprise: women came more to me. a blonde Danish foreign exchange student, a girl who i think wanted model shots of herself.

"all the good ones are taken" right? chicks don't want to eat in an empty restaurant right/? the married are more attractive?

What She Really Looks Like

now we all know that she looks different the morning after, and just by coincidence, there just happens to be a pill named in conjunction with this phenomenon. but there's a way to go before that time. and why not get some recognisance, see if she's really as fine as she's painted?

• fire alarms. this one's hard to come by obviously, but isn't it worth calling in a false alarm and risking arrest? (grin). in college i went to one of those huge midwest universities with huge dorms. we would have fire alarms in the mid of the night all the time. maybe it was people screwing in some chicks' room, knocking over the candle, setting fire to the potpourri or something. and you would see these 18 year old WASPY chicks who liked to deck themselves up with tanning, too much makeup, bleach. but at that bed time hour it was like ghosts emerging from the catacombs. . . now i can see why Mae West would sleep with full makeup. which brings us to:
• see them after their jobs. especially if they work at some chick joint: Hooters, strippers. see them without their wigs, in baggy warm ups, not much makeup, heels off. i used to work in strip joints. some of them were unrecognizable at the end of the shift.
• laundry day: you know they're washing their best push up bras, hottest tops, spanks, tights, girdles, whatever. no heels, what do they look like in their baggy old sweats, over sized t shirts, sneakers, baseball hats.
• walking the dog/getting the paper/coffee/bagels/etc: the gossip mags seem to be great at this: getting these glam gods out walking in the living day lights again in similar outfits to above

How to Be Invisible

easier than you may think. first you have to be male.

next go into a bar, club etc.

go alone. the less people you have with you the more you look like a loser

so you're alone. male. in a bar. congratulations: you're invisible. only person to talk with you probably is the bartender/waitress who wants your money. since you're alone and there's a good chance you drove, you shouldn't drink much. so not as much point in being in a bar.

and no one will care of you. good chance you'll be pushed aside, looked over, marginalized. good test: go to a booth. let's say the place is crowded. if folks need to sit there, let them.. see how much you get pushed aside so they have their space.

by contrast: you're female (not necessarily attractive), in a bar, alone, no money. see how much you get approached, asked if you want a free drink. i had a female roommate, disgusting, never exercised (barely walked, honestly), rat face, didn't bathe much, cheap fuck (goes with the territory of most women). the few times we went to clubs she was approached a lot more than i ever was when alone at a bar.

and attractive women are RARELY alone in bars. life isn't the fucking flicks. a lonely woman is more vulnerable and the pack often will approach more.

Ranting Questions

do certain places have to have the ladies' and men's rooms so far apart? and it always seems like the women's is easier to find, right there, obvious. then men's is on some other floor, or tucked behind the coat check, or way down the hall

does every "woman" under 60 love Twilight and Sex and the City, and believe in astrology?

if a business counter has both a tip jar and a "take a penny leave a penny", can't we just combine the 2? , but isn't that pretty much the guys on the streets panhandling and saying "spare some change?"

shouldn't bars just all have sections for people to take Face book photos?

why do hurricanes and tropical storms have names? blizzards don't, they're called "the blizzard of 1908" or whatever. i don't even want to know the name of my goddamn waiter why would i want to know the name of one of nature's deadliest forces?

Selling Out

it's o.k to fight for a cause you seem to believe in for years then leave when they give you hush money?

it's o.k for the deciding factor of whether a woman goes with a man, is his security, read income?

it's o.k to whore yourself for any commercial or media appearance that pays, even after you have tens of millions of dollars?

it's o.k to take job after job even though you don't need the money or advancement when others who are struggling with making ends meet can use those jobs?

it's o.k when a famous starlet/pop chick is "advancing" her career by stripping? (how many of them became "women" by wearing little clothing in pictorials, album covers, magazine covers, videos, sex tapes etc?)

My Briefs, Quotes 2

L.A. has this cemetery called Hollywood Forever where you can actually have your picture engraved on your tombstone. yes, in Hollywood even the dead have head shots.

there are some chicks in L..A especially that have so much plastic surgery that when you see them you see that they're so obviously fake that you really wonder if they're transsexuals.

as i've said before, in L.A. in a neighborhood like my former one with a big gang presence, you would see a lot of graffiti tags. and in L.A. with the Dodgers and all a lot of folks were into baseballl. yet you never saw a school or any outdoor wall with a spray painted box for stickball.

why is it that so many people bring pens to bathrooms, yet when you're at the library, DMV, post office etc, no one has a pen? Should we combine them and have note paper, forms, envelopes in bathrooms everywhere? i bet voter registration and Census form fill outs would increase.

Double Standards: Sex Talk, Men and Women

generally speaking it seems that chicks can get away with a lot more public talk about sex than men. when they do it, they're often "liberated", "artistic" (will the Vagina Monologues ever die?) "post modern", "expressive". when we do it we're often seen as "pigs", "shallow", "boorish" "inappropriate" etc.

case in point: i used to do shows with this dumb blonde chick (redundant haha). the shows were pretty much every week and she would come in with a new story about some guy who fucked her. either he had a really big dick, or a really crooked wanker or something. and she made it quite clear that she would just be boned by guys with big hoses for the remainder of her life. it seemed that she would spread her legs for every Tom Dick and Dick with dark skin (her preference, though she was from friggin Iowa; also she didn't like "black guys", her words). and again with big/unusual cock.

now what would the reaction be if: i came in every week, and told a different story about the pussies of the chicks i doinked (there were so many, nudge): they were like a sideways smile, they were superlative in length, width, height,; they were like a hair pie/taco? and let's say i said that i only did "da white womens", that had small tight you know whats? what would the reaction be then? by the women and/or the men?

Weddings: Past versus Recent

PAST: i used to look forward to marriage proposals as the most romantic times

RECENT: i show up even later parties than before to avoid the proposal

PAST: I Would give them as much money as i could afford. not much, but i tried

RECENT: i'll get them those jerky utensils they're registered with. can i re gift? maybe a vcr, pack it in a big dvd box and drop it on the gift table anonymously?

PAST: the bridesmaids were young, and weighed a hell of a lot, each

RECENT: : the groom's sister who had a husband and 2 kids, and the bride's sister who's a nun

PAST: made sure i ate a ton because of my poverty, love of food, rarity of consumption of quality of food, ocd

RECENT: make sure i eat a ton of food because of my poverty, love of food, rarity of consumptions of quality of food, ocd, and in revenge of all the frigging money, gifts and other financial advantages couples have

PAST: looked forward to bridesmaids and single chicks

RECENT: look forward to food and open bar

You May Not Be Getting Laid Enough If...

you can hear someone walking in high heels 3 blocks away

you read see population statistics of anywhere and can't stop thinking of all the chicks you aren't with

you become a sort of amateur gynaecologist because you have a health book and can't help looking up 'feminine hygiene' problems just for the mention of words like vagina

you steal latex gloves from the doctor's office just for the fond memory of the smell

you see 12 year olds holding hands in public and are dying to say "take it in the alley you cats in heat!"

the preceding of course was a compilation of other people's experiences and not the author's (wink)

Double Standards: Adult Women and Men

when we were 'youths", us boys wanted to be athletes, rock stars, astronauts. as we aged, repeatedly we were told to grow up, "be men", i.e dump your dreams, make money, be "'dependable'".

the girls wanted big lavish white weddings with huge flowers, dresses, music, honeymoon etc. how many of them were NOT told: "grow up", "be adults", "it's a waste of money", "be pragmatic", "invest the money", "use it for something much more worthwhile"?

so according to society: men need to be "MEN". women, and society, see it as the RIGHT of chicks to have a big ridiculous lavish weddings. "because it was their dream from when they were a little girl." well it was our dream since we were little boys to be rock stars. but everyone told us to '"grow up" and we for the most part did. .

but men and women are not treated equally by society. it's o.k for a chick to have far flung dreams and get them when she grows up, no matter how wasteful, impractical, short sighted. it's called being a "woman'. but very very often, if a man wants his dreams, his ambitions, his self realization, he's a Peter pan man child. even short term: fancy car, boat, pricey golf clubs etc.

a woman wants a gaudy wedding it's a dream come true. a man wants a gaudy car it's impractical.