Why do so Many Say "I'm Getting Old"?

as I've written before, why join them when you can beat them with attitude, exercise, eating right etc. but they have their "reasons":

• LAZINESS: probably the biggest reason/cop out/excuse: not to exercise, not to go out with friends, not to try new stuff (even if it will benefit them)
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• they want to get old? remember when we were kids, and we looked forward to being older: to be a teenager, or to go to bars, etc. so--

• they want to be more mature? get on with life more? but isn't life short, too short, and we should as much as possible postpone going to to the grave?
• to be more mature and grow up. this reason has some validity: you grow out of stupid actions like drinking too much, staying out too late if it's not for a good reason like getting laid, and you want to get to bed earlier to do more worthwhile actions: earning a living, playing with kids, doing a project early as possible
• they're scared? many adults can deal with kids, less adults can deal with teens, young adults. e.g I've already written about and can write more about the super cliche: "these kids today with their music--that's not music!" and even trying to relate to their ways, dancing, fashion etc, gets to be too much i suppose for those that are getting to be set in their ways. and getting old prematurely?

the World according to the Entertainment Industry

• most hookers, even in the inner city, are white,
• mothers in sitcoms, no matter how many kids they've had, are milfs
• little boys are cute and funny in sitcoms. in films they and little girls are cute and/or weepy
• teenage daughters are sexy and at odds about dating, undergarments etc with her father (xcuse me, "dad"),
• fathers try to be cool, , hip etc and just look like dorks
• token blacks in sitcoms and films are wise/street smart (reparations)
• more reparations: how many judges do you see in entertainment that are white men? ,
• since the Cosby show everyone lives in the suburbs, no one in the city or heaven forbid, ghettos
• Katherine Hiegl is the queen of chick flicks, a redundancy if there ever was one. Jen Lopez is the "ethnic" chick flick queen. that dude from 300 is becoming the male queen although Paul rudd is up there
• flicks like the Twilight crap is full of cougar chow because seemingly every woman under 50 loves them and the books
• how many chicks who are famous as a girl/teen will at least dress slutty for the media when she "grows up"
• america loves stereotypical italians

The Feast of Fools' Awards

yes earlier i ranted about awards being a lot of bullshit (see previous entry). so what's more appropriate than to give the pile on the left to to the people that have already reaped so much after doing relatively little! and congratulations to them, the media, their publicists, the public for participating in such nazi like propaganda machines i mean American style advertising. the following is just a sampling. poison d' Avril!:

• Peyton manning for hype whoring himself in every commercial possible, being called qb of the 90s in the face of Tom Brady's 3 world championships, then literally throwing away the biggest game of his life to a team that barely ever won even a playoff game. note: another usual bs award, the Super bowl mvp, was won by him years ago out of process of elimination: he didn't play that well and no one else was outstanding, in those cases it goes to the qb


• America for fooling itself into thinking that we live in the, what did that asshole Sean Hannity say, the "greatest god given nation in the history of earth' or something? when we rank 35th in health care, 5th in capital punishment, first in killing foreigners, first in wmds, weapons spending, pollution, waste, war profiteering, indefinite detention of foreigners, should i go on?


• Jersey Shore for proving again that America can't get enough of Italian NYc area stereotypes even after CONSTANT barrages of the Sopranos, Real housewhores of NJ, Real world Staten island ET AL

Congratulations all, you've proved once again that in america, if we're told that black is white enough times that we're comfortable with that ugliness, we'll pay for it! again, Hitler himself was very proud of his ability to do so.