You May Not Be Getting Laid Enough If...

you can hear someone walking in high heels 3 blocks away

you read see population statistics of anywhere and can't stop thinking of all the chicks you aren't with

you become a sort of amateur gynaecologist because you have a health book and can't help looking up 'feminine hygiene' problems just for the mention of words like vagina

you steal latex gloves from the doctor's office just for the fond memory of the smell

you see 12 year olds holding hands in public and are dying to say "take it in the alley you cats in heat!"

the preceding of course was a compilation of other people's experiences and not the author's (wink)