no, im one of the few NOT going on about Tiger woods haha.
but it used to be that i would live in the city (NYC AND L.A.) and travel to do shows in the suburbs. AND GEt paid.
it's pretty similar still except that i travel to friends in the suburbs and i feel i still do a show. but more like a side show or human zoo.
what happens is that i need to go to their houses etc for birthdays etc. i don't have a car in NYC (appropriately) so i often need to ride the rails or take the bus.
i get there and because im such the "starving artist', and because i don't have a "good wife to feed me", because i usually eat healthy and don't have catered food much, and because i have a massive appetite and my ocd doesn't like me to let food go to waste, i eat a great deal of food there.
also because it's probably the final sense that i can count on: hearing: the conversation is worse and worse (subjects more often now: babies, teachers complaining about their jobs, real estate. fun stuff). sight: kid pics, vacation pics, SOFTBALL TEAM HOME FLICKS (yes this really happened once). and there are less and less available attractive women all the time which brings us to: touch (lack of).
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