Who Should Get Busted for Indecent Exposure

not chicks who go topless on the beach etc (nice of me eh?), not nursing preggos. but the following 2 groups

• couples that feed each other in public (usually woman to man)
• couples that massage each other in public

why do couples feed each other? after all the shit we hear about pedophilia, child molestors, etc, don't you see that's it's creepy as hell for a grown woman to feed a grown man in some wieird oedipal /mommy coddling nightmare? i once had a girlfriend (believe it or not) get pissed at me because she always wnated to feed me, i always hated it, she said we could never get married because she could n't feed me the cake. and again, another reason not to marry.

and you amater (and i do mean amateur) massueses: massaging in public is like chewing gum in class: do you have enough for everyone? and do you know that massage parlours get raided for prostitution? keep it behind closer doors. if ur doing your little foreplay then you may as well go all the way inf ront of us or else it's just another tease!