now i'm sure most of us have had friends, relatives etc who'v had goddamn babies and that's all they talk about, that's every picture they take, their Facebook photo isn't them it's their friggin kids. and believe it or not im not being cynical here: after a while most of these kids started to look very much the same to me in pics, no bs. but of course we have to say "she looks like you". "he looks like your jerk off husband'" etc.
now the title above, it';s pretty much true for parents. and im including parents of pets, especially ones that don't have human kids yet. they'll talk about their kids' shit at meals, casual conversation, stories, explanatories. they'll sniff the kids' crotch to see if they crapped, right next to where the meal is served. the most disgusting material in the everyday world is shit and that's what we fucking talk about!!???
and further: maybe worse than parents of humans is actually the married who can't or haven't had a kid yet but have a goddamn pet. i've heard these champs talk about getting their friggin dog into modeling, or they can't go out with their friends because they can't leave the dog alone, the pooch (I knew one dog for whom i couldn't call it that word(!)) is on every holiday pic with some idiotic antlers on or something.
by the way i got news for ya: every goddamn baby ever doesn't do shit. actually that's almost all the thing does: shit, eat, sleep, burp, cry, get to 2nd base. sounds like me in college haha. .
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