Fruit fly: a male fag hag. you think only women are friends with gays? we deserve a name too dammit!
Fag hag blind spot: the instance, usually occurring once or more in many women's lifetimes and usually at a young and callow age, when a straight woman falls for a gay guy (usually everyone thinks he's gay except her) and she's blinded by how '"perfect he is"' and her idealism. also she's usually really fine, and he's one of the few men not to fall all over her yet they "have so much in common" etc.
you can tell that probably almost male designer in fashion is gay since every purse that came out a few years ago and many still have cock rings all over them.
some of the main differences between a locker room and a male dressing room, especially one for a musical:
- more gays at the musical (naturally)
- some gays give you a hard time about leaving dirty socks around (they have them too, yet i was told that i was supposed to hang them up. i didn't)
- there's a lot more covering up and stigma about farting and crapping in the dressing room--some of us were told to go to the bathroom to let one loose. we didn't. (keep in mind some of the guys are probably attracted to each other, hence the embarrassment.)
- the stereotype would be a lot of naked men running around in the dressing room (ecce homos) and cover ups in the locker room. the exact opposite is true. usually most just do their business in dressing room (not a euphemism), and as i wrote before, the older, flabbier, grosser you are in a men's locker room, the more naked you are.
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