that no matter when it would happen in your life, if you have sex with a virgin, it would inoculate you against all possibilities of stds, instead of virgins becoming like a literal and figurative life time std after having sex with them.
that if your girlfriend is a dominatrix, she could be as demanding as all hell outside of the bdsm: do the dishes, put down the toilet seat etc, but whenever someone says "you're so whipped!" it's always a compliment. guess depends how you think of it
that sex should be like fishing: the higher the weight of the catch, the higher the prize
if you've been intimate (listen to me, "'been intimate'" like im some magistrate) with someone really fine, , it's like attaining some higher rank, like the military does with their brass, and you have that rank forever, and you don't need to continue to pursue anything higher. same is true for other "awards:" cheerleader, red head whatever. once you earned the medal, you don't need to pursue further.
we have x rays, security scans etc. can't we have another PBS: Phony Baloney Scan? we would have it right in our pockets (hell we have the Internet in there now! gives a new meaning to pocket porn haha, where is my mind? ). but the scanner detects for the fake: breast implants, chicks with dicks etc
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