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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Who SHould Be Recruited for the Military


for Winter warfare: without a doubt, the toughest, hardiest, most dedicated folks that can withstand and cold weather: smokers, especially urban smokers.

this Winter was a very tough one in New York with very low temperatures at times. i was out at a bar or 2 during some of these times. it didn't matter how cold it was out there: freezing, well below freezing wind chill etc: smokers would go out to get their nic fix. and they wouldn't bundle up in "arctics' as my grandfather Pa would say. they needed it so bad that they would go out in thin dresses, skirts, dress shirts etc, again in well below freezing weather. and they would stay out there! and they would talk!

the military needs to take notice: you don't even have to pay these folks. give them some cartons of the good stuff (the government has all the best tobacco anyway right?), give them a gun or whatever to protect our nation/increase the american empire, and that's it! they'll stay out there forever, enjoy themselves, serve, protect whateva!

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