L.A. versus NYC

• in L.A you have your own little automobile where you can play your own little music, ride with whoever you want, go wherever you want, fun in the Sun, whatever temperature you want, you can smoke if you want. go wherever you want, and drive on a FREE way! no tolls! it's free!
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• IN NYC YOU RIDE IN 2 BLOCK LONG METAL SNAKES THRU RAT INFESTED HOLES BLASTED THRU BED ROCK WHERE YOU RARELY SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY, AND IT'S DRIVEN BY AND RIDDEN BY TOTAL STRANGERS on a REGIMENTED SCHEDULE, ROUTE, AND TEMPERATURE WHERE THE TRAIN EVENTUALLY STOPS AT A TERMINAL AND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND OLFACTORY SAMPLING IS OFTEN THE HOMELESS SINGING. and YOU PAY TO DO THIS.

• in NY you walk wherever you goddamn want, no matter how legendary the street: 5th ave, 42 st, Riverside dr whatever
• in L.A. you wait at the cross walk like a child. and if there's no cars coming, you still can't walk! you need to wait for the little cartoon sign at the other side telling you that you can go. i tried to be an adult and walk when there were no cars around and i got a ticket in frigging Pasadena (as in the 'little old lady')

• IN NY if you say you're a '"performer,'" you're usually SAD ("Singer/actor/dancer") and people ask you ''what restaurant do you work at?"
• in L.A IF You say you're a '"performer'", often you're a MAW (model actress whatever) and people ask you "'o so you're a stripper?"