Weddings: Past versus Recent

PAST: i used to look forward to marriage proposals as the most romantic times

RECENT: i show up even later parties than before to avoid the proposal

PAST: I Would give them as much money as i could afford. not much, but i tried

RECENT: i'll get them those jerky utensils they're registered with. can i re gift? maybe a vcr, pack it in a big dvd box and drop it on the gift table anonymously?

PAST: the bridesmaids were young, and weighed a hell of a lot, each

RECENT: : the groom's sister who had a husband and 2 kids, and the bride's sister who's a nun

PAST: made sure i ate a ton because of my poverty, love of food, rarity of consumption of quality of food, ocd

RECENT: make sure i eat a ton of food because of my poverty, love of food, rarity of consumptions of quality of food, ocd, and in revenge of all the frigging money, gifts and other financial advantages couples have

PAST: looked forward to bridesmaids and single chicks

RECENT: look forward to food and open bar