Why Procrastinate

procrastination gets such a bad rap.  it's the thief of time, don't put off today... etc. you never hear about  when it's positive that we put off:  

• eating. late at night. fast,  slim down, let that piece of pizza sit and enjoy it  tomorrow, avoid that indigestion etc.
• spending money. let that money sit in it's mutual fund/IRA/savings, accumulating interest. don't  spend on some crap like a new car. 
• wine. that great bottle, vintage-- let it sit, age, save it for a great moment like the birth of your kid. 
• compost. let it sit, rot, break down, become gorgeous fertilizer for next season/year
• orgasm. keep pace for a while and delay  hers/his/yours/theirs (yikes)  for a nice big nuclear bomb(s)  later
• suicide. let's see what happens this summer. let's wait for dad to finish his busy time of year. let see what happens with that application. 

although i guess there;s a  saying,  good things come to those who wait