now we all know that she looks different the morning after, and just by coincidence, there just happens to be a pill named in conjunction with this phenomenon. but there's a way to go before that time. and why not get some recognisance, see if she's really as fine as she's painted?
- fire alarms. this one's hard to come by obviously, but isn't it worth calling in a false alarm and risking arrest? (grin). in college i went to one of those huge midwest universities with huge dorms. we would have fire alarms in the mid of the night all the time. maybe it was people screwing in some chicks' room, knocking over the candle, setting fire to the potpourri or something. and you would see these 18 year old WASPY chicks who liked to deck themselves up with tanning, too much makeup, bleach. but at that bed time hour it was like ghosts emerging from the catacombs. . . now i can see why Mae West would sleep with full makeup. which brings us to:
- see them after their jobs. especially if they work at some chick joint: Hooters, strippers. see them without their wigs, in baggy warm ups, not much makeup, heels off. i used to work in strip joints. some of them were unrecognizable at the end of the shift.
- laundry day: you know they're washing their best push up bras, hottest tops, spanks, tights, girdles, whatever. no heels, what do they look like in their baggy old sweats, over sized t shirts, sneakers, baseball hats.
- walking the dog/getting the paper/coffee/bagels/etc: the gossip mags seem to be great at this: getting these glam gods out walking in the living day lights again in similar outfits to above
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