do certain places have to have the ladies' and men's rooms so far apart? and it always seems like the women's is easier to find, right there, obvious. then men's is on some other floor, or tucked behind the coat check, or way down the hall
does every "woman" under 60 love Twilight and Sex and the City, and believe in astrology?
if a business counter has both a tip jar and a "take a penny leave a penny", can't we just combine the 2? , but isn't that pretty much the guys on the streets panhandling and saying "spare some change?"
shouldn't bars just all have sections for people to take Face book photos?
why do hurricanes and tropical storms have names? blizzards don't, they're called "the blizzard of 1908" or whatever. i don't even want to know the name of my goddamn waiter why would i want to know the name of one of nature's deadliest forces?
I don't love Twilight.
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