How to Make Women do ANYTHING: Make it "In Style"

this'll look great when she's old

you all know it's true. women will do anything if it's fashionable 

• remember when every one of them wore bell bottoms twice within about a quarter century! 
• now it's trendy  to de- forest your  puss  so much  that they look pre pubescent, which fortunately im into just kidding
• i remember when the only time you'd see or hear the word vagina was in a high school health book, then for a while, starting with that goddamn play that every famous chick had to put herself in,, you heard the friggin word in every sentence! killed the fun out of a highfalutin   dirty talk word
• they'll spend hundreds, thousands! on hand bags, jeans, all sorts of accessories 
• they'll dump a guy they "love" if he isn't keeping up with career, money, even if he can't buy them a nearly invisible non rare rock for her hand
• "ban the fur"  was in fashion, so not as much fur (when too far with banning it down there,  as mentioned above). but who cares about killing  cows, so everyone now has to  wear at least one pair of big leather boots 
• piercing  tongues, eyes,  navels, even clits
• tattoos of who  knows what which'll last forever
• tans that make you look orange and that will age your skin more than anything, literally

but it's all "in style" so you should mindlessly do it like cows to the slaughterhouse (literally) since   some idiot celebrity does it  or because Calvin Klein said so! 

again, they'll do anything trendy. so somehow we have to all conform and make 2 girl heterosexual 3 -somes in style (wink)