even worse than poseur celebrity mono names like Cher or Sting, are the celebs that force upon us their 3 frigging names that we have to say. they already have more money, bimbos, fame etc than us, but they also have to have more NAMES than all of us and we're supposed to say all 3 or be friggin 'uncool'! .
and notice: most of the time, they're 3 goddamn FIRST names: Phillip Michael Thomas. Sarah Jessica Parker (u'd think it came from a crappy 80s trend, but---) Sean William Scott--or Seann william scott--or fuckit--big surprise everybody still just calls him Stifler. of course i usually exaggerate and go with john William scott john jacob jingleheimer schmidt. hell, his name is my name too
and notice: most of the time, they're 3 goddamn FIRST names: Phillip Michael Thomas. Sarah Jessica Parker (u'd think it came from a crappy 80s trend, but---) Sean William Scott--or Seann william scott--or fuckit--big surprise everybody still just calls him Stifler. of course i usually exaggerate and go with john William scott john jacob jingleheimer schmidt. hell, his name is my name too
u suck!
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