Do Them, Not What They Say

i've learned over the years not to listen to chicks when they talk about relationships, matters of intimacy, what they want in a man, all that bullshit. not because i hate them but because so much is bull crap.

i've had women say to my face that they hate me, that there's no way they're going to bed with me, that they don't like my type. and usually that same day they would fool around with me, go out with me, go to bed with me. then i've heard a lot of women say they like funny guys, short guys, Irish (all me), nice guys. then they've gone with the bores, the jerks, the money bags (most frequently), taller guys.


you stick to your methods guys. Mystery et al. increasing the touching, tease them (kidding them about themselves etc), going to a more secluded location, always bringing pen and paper, rubbers, breath fresheners. stick to your stuff and go with their behavior, increase intimacy type deal. even if they say they like tall dark handsome stupid, and you're short fair smart--literally...