Real Deal: Marriage Definitions

battle royal (wedding)

let's grow up, lose the naivete, admit what really happens so much of the time

celebrity marriage=: business partnerships. you know they'll usually break up in an AVERAGE  of  a couple of years, but in the mean time, the power couple gets  more press, parts, money, etc,  which is the most concrete  production of their coupling. .

weddings=fund raisers. know i said  this one already but what are  the difference between political fund raisers where you pay up to hundreds per meal, to politicians, and giving couples wedding showers, engagement parties, bachelor parties, weddings etc

marriage=wed LOCK. notice more letters in the second word. notice the word automatically gives feelings of imprisonment. TIL DEATH. and even beyond: SOUL MATE.

weddings=personal fiefdoms: like personal kingdoms: mom and dad as the passing  royalty, , divine right to the couple, then a whole hierarchy around them: upper class=the wedding party, relatives are the distant royals, other guests are the bourgeoisie, etc.